Each year, the Miss Nude Australia competition attracts the hottest and most talented strippers and dancers from around the country to compete for the coveted title of Australia’s top nude performer. The contest is a spectacle of sensuality, acrobatics, and raw, unbridled sexuality. These women are the very best at what they do – tantalizing audiences with their sinuous moves, stunning beauty, and incredible physiques. To be crowned Miss Nude Australia, a dancer must demonstrate exceptional skill in three main areas – she needs to have a knockout body, be incredibly sexy and seductive in her stage presence, and be able to perform an utterly amazing striptease routine. The routines are anything but standard, featuring elaborate costumes, props, fire, and other gimmicks. The dancers push the boundaries of what is considered appropriate, tempting the audience with glimpses of their most intimate areas before leaving it all on the stage. Contest prep starts months in advance. In addition to rigorous training to perfect their routines, the girls hit the gym hard to sculpt their bodies into prime physical condition. Countless hours of weight lifting, cardio and stretching are needed to achieve the flawless physique that judges demand. Diets are carefully monitored to chisel away at any excess fat, revealing rock hard abs and chiseled muscle. All this effort pays off when the girls strut their stuff on stage.
But having a great body isn’t enough by itself. Judges also look for that special “it factor” – an electric stage presence that commands the audience. The dancers must make eye contact, work every inch of the stage, and at the same time maintain the illusion that they are performing only for each individual in the crowd. It’s a delicate balance between the overtly sexual and the coquettishly teasing. The ultimate goal is to leave the audience in an advanced state of arousal, only to snatch it away at the last second. On the night of the main event, the venue is electric with anticipation. Hundreds of rowdy punters eagerly await their first glimpse of the scantily clad dancers. When the show begins, a parade of the contestants starts things off, each one showing off her assets in a tiny outfit that can barely contain them. After that, the real show starts. One by one, the girls take the stage to perform their elaborate striptease acts. Everywhere you look, there are acres of bare skin and unfulfilled promises as the dancers disrobe and gyrate. The judges have a hard time choosing just one winner from a field of such talented performers, each of whom seems more desirable than the last. Sensual oils, tenderness, and teasing are mixed with a bit of raunchiness and a lot of skill. By the end, it’s not uncommon for the audience to be in a worked up frenzy, hurling cash at their favorite as she takes her final bow.
Ambition is another key factor. Every girl aspires to one day be Miss Nude Australia herself. It’s the highest honor in the Australian stripping world and guarantees a lucrative career and worldwide recognition. For the winner, life is a whirlwind of photo shoots, club appearances, and countless requests from men desperate to be with her. She is the object of every man’s desire. In the end, there can only be one Miss Nude Australia. After a stellar performance full of grittiness, athleticism and sensuality, the crown was placed on one stunning young woman who left the judges and audience spellbound. To the roar of applause, she accepted the title and bragging rights for the year. The other girls vowed to be back next year, ready to top her performance and take what they perceive as rightfully theirs. For the winner, though, there was a moment to bask in the glory. She was now not just any stripper, but the very best Australia has to offer.
